第九章表姐来支招了！（2 / 3）
“it’soktohavesex,matty,youdon’thavetolie.igetit——youareagrown-up,youareinarelationship,youhavesex.that’swhatpeopledo.hey,ibetyourgirlfriendmustbereallyawesometokeepyouthatlong.”
华诤连连朝表姐摇手：
“wedidn’thavesex.we’veneverhadsex.”
“whaaaat?!”
cindy看华诤的眼神，让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。
“youserious?”
“yeah.whywouldiliesomethingaboutthat?”
华诤顿了顿，既然表姐这么光明磊落，他也不想做个萎缩怕事的人，便露出一个无奈的苦笑，坦白道：
“althoughireallywantto.tobehonest,it’skillingme!youknow,thewholenosexthing.”
“soyouarehot?”
“whatdoyouexpect?i’veneverhadsexinmyentirelife.lookatme,sis.!i’malwayshot!ok?however,mygirlfriend,she’stooshy.idon’twanttoscareheroff.”
cindy深感自己和这个表弟在文化上的差异鸿沟深深,两人根本鸡同鸭讲：
“hey,matty,sweety,look,yougottahavesexwithyourgirlfriend,yougottahavewildsexwithyourgirlfriend——that’swhatboyfriendsdo.that’swhatwouldkeepyourgirlfriendcloser.icanensureyouthatyouarenottheonlyonewho’shot.womenhaveneeds.”
“really?”
cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼，把脚放下来，正襟危坐，好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事：
“i’magirl,right?i’vehadboyfriends.igotasayinthisstaff.yougottabelieveme,matty,markmywords——womenhaveneeds.justgoandmeettheneeds.makeyourwomanhappy.”
华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使！
“butidon’tknowhowtobringitup.ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.idon’twant...”
“wowwow”
cindy双掌向外，像在推着什么东西：
“waitaminute,matty,mathew,mattwa.waitaminute!yousaidaaayouloveher?areyousure?loveisabigword.wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”
“yeah.ican’tbemoresure.iloveher.eversincethefirsttimeisawher,i’vebeenfallinglovewithher.actually,asdaysgoby,iloveherevenmore.look,sheisthesweetestgirli’veeverseen.ifanything,i’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”
cindy脸绷紧了，眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转：
“wow,ok.loudandclear.great.goodforyou,matty!goodforyou.soyouareinlove.doessheloveyouback?”
提这一茬，华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩：
“well,iguessnot.idon’tthinkso.”
伸长手臂拍着表弟的肩膀，cindy慢慢道：
“hey,haveyoueverheardthepoem?”
“whatpoem?”
“’tobewithawomanwhodoesn’tloveyouback,ismorelonelythantobealone’” ↑返回顶部↑
华诤连连朝表姐摇手：
“wedidn’thavesex.we’veneverhadsex.”
“whaaaat?!”
cindy看华诤的眼神，让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。
“youserious?”
“yeah.whywouldiliesomethingaboutthat?”
华诤顿了顿，既然表姐这么光明磊落，他也不想做个萎缩怕事的人，便露出一个无奈的苦笑，坦白道：
“althoughireallywantto.tobehonest,it’skillingme!youknow,thewholenosexthing.”
“soyouarehot?”
“whatdoyouexpect?i’veneverhadsexinmyentirelife.lookatme,sis.!i’malwayshot!ok?however,mygirlfriend,she’stooshy.idon’twanttoscareheroff.”
cindy深感自己和这个表弟在文化上的差异鸿沟深深,两人根本鸡同鸭讲：
“hey,matty,sweety,look,yougottahavesexwithyourgirlfriend,yougottahavewildsexwithyourgirlfriend——that’swhatboyfriendsdo.that’swhatwouldkeepyourgirlfriendcloser.icanensureyouthatyouarenottheonlyonewho’shot.womenhaveneeds.”
“really?”
cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼，把脚放下来，正襟危坐，好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事：
“i’magirl,right?i’vehadboyfriends.igotasayinthisstaff.yougottabelieveme,matty,markmywords——womenhaveneeds.justgoandmeettheneeds.makeyourwomanhappy.”
华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使！
“butidon’tknowhowtobringitup.ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.idon’twant...”
“wowwow”
cindy双掌向外，像在推着什么东西：
“waitaminute,matty,mathew,mattwa.waitaminute!yousaidaaayouloveher?areyousure?loveisabigword.wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”
“yeah.ican’tbemoresure.iloveher.eversincethefirsttimeisawher,i’vebeenfallinglovewithher.actually,asdaysgoby,iloveherevenmore.look,sheisthesweetestgirli’veeverseen.ifanything,i’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”
cindy脸绷紧了，眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转：
“wow,ok.loudandclear.great.goodforyou,matty!goodforyou.soyouareinlove.doessheloveyouback?”
提这一茬，华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩：
“well,iguessnot.idon’tthinkso.”
伸长手臂拍着表弟的肩膀，cindy慢慢道：
“hey,haveyoueverheardthepoem?”
“whatpoem?”
“’tobewithawomanwhodoesn’tloveyouback,ismorelonelythantobealone’” ↑返回顶部↑